that I'm really sorry that I lied to the aliens and said that humans were low fat and really tasty. I mean how was I to know that they didn't have a sense of hummor...I mean come on, what kind of advanced space-faring species decides to turn another sentient species into their version of tv dinners?
I would also like to appologize for pushing the little read button. I had no idea that such a little thing could cause so much dammage.
I would also like every one to know that I regret pimp slapping the dali lama...really he's such a nice guy. All I can say is that the cocaine and the five shots of tequila made me a little homicidal.
and lastly I would like to say sorry to the Pope...its embarassing for both of us, so I won't go into details, suffice to say it involved a goat, a chicken and a starwars action figure....Bennadict...I really am sorry and I hope the opperation doesn't leave a scar.
When it's all said and done, I want people to know, whether they believe in God or not, that He exists, and that He was showing His love to them through me.
So was I...I'm hurt...I thought we had something special and I find that there was someone else involved. I feel so cheap and used...oh wait...I always feel that way...mwaaahaahaaa!
'I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to find a string of quotations which merely circle the ineffable idea I seek to express.' --Caldwell O'Keefe
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that I'm really sorry that I lied to the aliens and said that humans were low fat and really tasty.
I mean how was I to know that they didn't have a sense of hummor...I mean come on, what kind of advanced space-faring species decides to turn another sentient species into their version of tv dinners?
I would also like to appologize for pushing the little read button.
I had no idea that such a little thing could cause so much dammage.
I would also like every one to know that I regret pimp slapping the dali lama...really he's such a nice guy. All I can say is that the cocaine and the five shots of tequila made me a little homicidal.
and lastly I would like to say sorry to the Pope...its embarassing for both of us, so I won't go into details, suffice to say it involved a goat, a chicken and a starwars action figure....Bennadict...I really am sorry and I hope the opperation doesn't leave a scar.
Don't feel sorry for him; I have to work with him every day!!!
When it's all said and done, I want people to know, whether they believe in God or not, that He exists, and that He was showing His love to them through me.
that was God? Damn...I thought that lovin' was from you...at least you bought me dinner first.
That was SO wrong...I was bein' all serious and stuff.
So was I...I'm hurt...I thought we had something special and I find that there was someone else involved. I feel so cheap and used...oh wait...I always feel that way...mwaaahaahaaa!
I just realized....you found a way to say "GODDAMN" altogether on my blog without me knowing. But I caught it. Satan's spawn.
MWAAHAAHAAHAA! MWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
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