...when you're blow-drying your brand-new red hair with a curling brush and your hair gets stuck INSIDE the blow-dryer and you BURN A CHUNK OF HAIR OFF YOUR HEAD. Yeah. I was hysterical. I smell like burnt hair and my stylist isn't in until noon.
bad hair days---thats why I shave my head---then every day is a bad hair day and it don't matter no more. Plus no hair makes it easier for the doctors to get inside my skull...I love it when they probe around in there with their probe thingies
I have seen the invisible teleporting cyclops ninjamonkey! He/she/it appeared to me in a vision of light and love saying, "I teleport for your sins!"
You can't tell me the ITCNM does not exist...I have FAITH and faith beats evidence any day of the week.
Repeant! for the Day of the Ninjamonkey is at hand and those who are with out sin shall be bodily taken up into that great UFO in the sky and taken to a far far better place. Repent! Repent! Those who do not take the ITCM into their hearts shall be left hear on earth eat lots of banna splits and chocolate!
I have seen the invisible teleporting cyclops ninjamonkey! He/she/it appeared to me in a vision of light and love saying, "I teleport for your sins!"
You can't tell me the ITCNM does not exist...I have FAITH and faith beats evidence any day of the week.
Repeant! for the Day of the Ninjamonkey is at hand and those who are with out sin shall be bodily taken up into that great UFO in the sky and taken to a far far better place. Repent! Repent! Those who do not take the ITCM into their hearts shall be left hear on earth eat lots of banna splits and chocolate!
when you have the house perfectly clean and your significant other comes trapsing in from the garage and just HAS to leave grease footprints all the way through the ENTIRE house just because he needed to use the restroom. And it really sucks because we have a restroom outside just so that doesn't happen.
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...when you're blow-drying your brand-new red hair with a curling brush and your hair gets stuck INSIDE the blow-dryer and you BURN A CHUNK OF HAIR OFF YOUR HEAD. Yeah. I was hysterical. I smell like burnt hair and my stylist isn't in until noon.
bad hair days---thats why I shave my head---then every day is a bad hair day and it don't matter no more. Plus no hair makes it easier for the doctors to get inside my skull...I love it when they probe around in there with their probe thingies
...when you can't even hope that you'll see that person again.
... you're broke today, but don't get paid till friday.
I teleport therefore I am.
I have seen the invisible teleporting cyclops ninjamonkey! He/she/it appeared to me in a vision of light and love saying, "I teleport for your sins!"
You can't tell me the ITCNM does not exist...I have FAITH and faith beats evidence any day of the week.
Repeant! for the Day of the Ninjamonkey is at hand and those who are with out sin shall be bodily taken up into that great UFO in the sky and taken to a far far better place. Repent! Repent! Those who do not take the ITCM into their hearts shall be left hear on earth eat lots of banna splits and chocolate!
Remember the Ninjamonkey! he teleports for you.
I have seen the invisible teleporting cyclops ninjamonkey! He/she/it appeared to me in a vision of light and love saying, "I teleport for your sins!"
You can't tell me the ITCNM does not exist...I have FAITH and faith beats evidence any day of the week.
Repeant! for the Day of the Ninjamonkey is at hand and those who are with out sin shall be bodily taken up into that great UFO in the sky and taken to a far far better place. Repent! Repent! Those who do not take the ITCM into their hearts shall be left hear on earth eat lots of banna splits and chocolate!
Remember the Ninjamonkey! he teleports for you.
The Preacher sounds an awful lot like Shane. Sinner.
when you have the house perfectly clean and your significant other comes trapsing in from the garage and just HAS to leave grease footprints all the way through the ENTIRE house just because he needed to use the restroom. And it really sucks because we have a restroom outside just so that doesn't happen.
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