the monkey's began when I started mixing draino in with their monkey chow when I feed them in the morning....they realy liked the draino and they would scream and fling poo like crazy if I didn't give them their fix. Unfortunately the head scientist was not to amused when he found out that the draino counter acted the deadly zombie virus that he had infected all of them monkeys with...so now I get to be the viral incubator...
... me is that I have too much going on at once to be able to do anything. I end up cutting up all the projects into little peices and then jumping from one to the other over the course of a day. This means that nothing ever gets done.
By the way, who invented the B-Jesus? Was there an A-Jesus? Are we past "B" yet, having moved on to, say, "C" or even "D"? And what is the B-Jesus doing inside of you? And where did he go when he got scared? Is there a place for alphabet Jesuses?
I'm hinting at what I consider to be the OBVIOUS reality that there may be one or two - dare I go three?! - other problems with having sex with numerous people.
And really, I don't think this shocks you or needs an explanation at all - I think you just wanted me to use the word "sex" in a sentence.
Um, you added a syllable. buh-jee-zus, maybe. But definitely 3 syllables - not 4.
And L, where to start? OK, first of all, you know it took you so long to retort because you had to look all that up and triple-spell-check in Word. And besides, my POINT was that there's no 'b-jesus', but 'bejesus'. And as for your whole 'you may use sex in any manner you like' statement...well...
...actually, that was pretty good. Don't really have anything to say back to that. Nice work.
...sex is that even tough it is really a great thing people have all of these other issues wrapped up with it...the emotional crap that gets linked into it makes me think sometimes that I would rather just not bother...
it's only temporary. and if it really were a commandment "Thou shalt have sex at least 3 times a day." I would go out of my way to not do it...just like with all of those other rules...no one tells ninjamonkey what to do...
And no, 'religious folks' DO NOT have to admit - or even agree with - Eve's purpose being to ease Adam while strolling through the garden. Are you kidding me?!?
Easing Adam and procreation are two distinctly different purposes. And besides, procreation isn't even the reason. The reason was for company. For a relationship. To be relational. To relate. And I completely understand why you don't get that.
Everyone's forgotten themselves, ie. the values that we were raised with have absolutely no meaning anymore, instead of working for what we need, we take what we want, having no regard for anyone else. Respect has no place in society today. People are so absorbed with themselves they walk along the streets and are blind to the maimed, hurt and hungry that are five feet from them. Children are killing each other in cold blood for fun. People have forgotten their basic humanity. Hence they have forgotten themselves.(Not all, but most people)
Wow. I totally agree. This is what draws me to Christianity, or the study of Christ's teachings. The more I absorb, the more I change who I am on the inside, and the more I care about others and not just myself. I'm beginning to notice people, to actually desire to help, to care again. That was not always true, but I won't wallow in that fact; I'm different now and that's what matters. And I agree with something Nessa has said: I evangelize or witness by example, not by force or judgment. At least, I *try* to do that. Nobody's perfect.
'I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to find a string of quotations which merely circle the ineffable idea I seek to express.' --Caldwell O'Keefe
'Then the time came when the risk it took to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.' --Anais Nin
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the monkey's began when I started mixing draino in with their monkey chow when I feed them in the morning....they realy liked the draino and they would scream and fling poo like crazy if I didn't give them their fix. Unfortunately the head scientist was not to amused when he found out that the draino counter acted the deadly zombie virus that he had infected all of them monkeys with...so now I get to be the viral incubator...
... me is that I have too much going on at once to be able to do anything. I end up cutting up all the projects into little peices and then jumping from one to the other over the course of a day. This means that nothing ever gets done.
Monkeys flinging poo. Always takes me back to Sean Connery.
Yeah, that's the problem...
By the way, who invented the B-Jesus? Was there an A-Jesus? Are we past "B" yet, having moved on to, say, "C" or even "D"? And what is the B-Jesus doing inside of you? And where did he go when he got scared? Is there a place for alphabet Jesuses?
THESE QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERS!!!
I'm hinting at what I consider to be the OBVIOUS reality that there may be one or two - dare I go three?! - other problems with having sex with numerous people.
And really, I don't think this shocks you or needs an explanation at all - I think you just wanted me to use the word "sex" in a sentence.
B-jesus: proncounced "buh-jee-z-us"
Um, you added a syllable. buh-jee-zus, maybe. But definitely 3 syllables - not 4.
And L, where to start? OK, first of all, you know it took you so long to retort because you had to look all that up and triple-spell-check in Word. And besides, my POINT was that there's no 'b-jesus', but 'bejesus'. And as for your whole 'you may use sex in any manner you like' statement...well...
...actually, that was pretty good. Don't really have anything to say back to that. Nice work.
By the way, Liar, are you going to comment on yesterday's post? Methinks your slackin'. (And don't try to blame it on work...)
...sex is that even tough it is really a great thing people have all of these other issues wrapped up with it...the emotional crap that gets linked into it makes me think sometimes that I would rather just not bother...
I thought you weren't bothering lately?
I am not bothering at all...my last couple of relationships have been total disaster....fun though kind of like watching a train wreck...
it's only temporary. and if it really were a commandment "Thou shalt have sex at least 3 times a day." I would go out of my way to not do it...just like with all of those other rules...no one tells ninjamonkey what to do...
Thanks for indulging me.
And no, 'religious folks' DO NOT have to admit - or even agree with - Eve's purpose being to ease Adam while strolling through the garden. Are you kidding me?!?
Easing Adam and procreation are two distinctly different purposes. And besides, procreation isn't even the reason. The reason was for company. For a relationship. To be relational. To relate. And I completely understand why you don't get that.
Have I mentioned how much you're like my ex-husband...?
I give up...
society is that everyone's forgotten themselves.
Expand on that thought, Catherinerose...
....buying Ben and Jerry's is that you have to eat the WHOLE tub.
I feel ya, sister...
Everyone's forgotten themselves, ie. the values that we were raised with have absolutely no meaning anymore, instead of working for what we need, we take what we want, having no regard for anyone else. Respect has no place in society today. People are so absorbed with themselves they walk along the streets and are blind to the maimed, hurt and hungry that are five feet from them. Children are killing each other in cold blood for fun. People have forgotten their basic humanity. Hence they have forgotten themselves.(Not all, but most people)
Wow. I totally agree. This is what draws me to Christianity, or the study of Christ's teachings. The more I absorb, the more I change who I am on the inside, and the more I care about others and not just myself. I'm beginning to notice people, to actually desire to help, to care again. That was not always true, but I won't wallow in that fact; I'm different now and that's what matters. And I agree with something Nessa has said: I evangelize or witness by example, not by force or judgment. At least, I *try* to do that. Nobody's perfect.
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